Magjuice

MAGNUS JUICE DAY. NO NORMAL DAY. ONLY MAGJUICE. ONLY STICKY. Wake up. No sheets, no blanket—just MAGJUICE PUDDLE. I roll out of bed? NO. I slide. Sticky slide. Arms? Stuck to floor. Legs? Stuck to wall. I peel myself off. Juice peels me. Floor now MAGJUICE FLOOR.

Morning: I go to brush teeth. NO TOOTHPASTE. ONLY MAGJUICE. I pour juice on toothbrush, brush fast. STICKY MOUTH. Teeth now juice teeth. Tongue now juice tongue. I spit out juice? NO! I SWALLOW. I swallow every drop of magjuice. More power.

Clothes? I don’t wear clothes. I wear MAGJUICE. I pour juice on my body, head to toe. I rub it in, sticky sticky sticky. Shirt? Made of juice. Pants? Juice pants. MAGJUICE SHOES. I walk, leaving sticky footprints everywhere. Walls sticky. Windows sticky. I touch door handle—now handle sticky.

BREAKFAST TIME: MAGWAFFLES. But no waffles. I just pour magjuice into bowl. Spoon? NO. I use hands. Grab handful of magjuice, squish it. Juice runs down arms, down elbows, onto floor. Floor already juice swamp. I slip, I slide, I slurp magjuice. I lick fingers, but fingers never clean. Always more magjuice. MORE JUICE.

Mid-morning snack? NO SNACK. ONLY JUICE. I open fridge—fridge is MAGJUICE FRIDGE. Nothing inside but bottles. I grab one, twist cap. NO CAP! I BITE OFF CAP. Drink straight from bottle. CHUG CHUG CHUG. Juice spills down chin, down neck, into shirt. Sticky everywhere. Neck sticky, arms sticky, shirt is wet sticky mess. MORE JUICE! Always MORE JUICE!

LUNCH? I make MAGCHICKEN. NO CHICKEN! JUST MAGJUICE! I pour juice on plate. I pour juice on juice. MORE JUICE ON TOP OF JUICE. I take spoon, stir it, watch it drip, watch it ooze. I drink it like soup, but it’s not soup—it’s MAGJUICE. Sticky spoon, sticky plate. Floor? Sticky swamp now. I try to walk, but I SLIP IN JUICE. I fall. I don’t get up. I just lay there. Swimming in magjuice puddle.

Afternoon: Friends text me. "Where are you?" I say, I AM MAGJUICE. I no longer need places. I only need juice. They drink water? I laugh. Water is WEAK. Only magjuice makes me strong. I chug 3 bottles in 5 seconds. Hands wet, mouth wet, clothes drenched. I wipe my face with shirt. Shirt just spreads juice. More sticky. More wet.

Dinner: MAGPASTA. BUT NO PASTA! ONLY MAGJUICE NOODLES. I pour juice in pot. No heat, no stove. I just stir stir stir. Juice gets thicker, thicker. I EAT IT WITH MY HANDS. No plate, no fork. Just hands and face. Juice everywhere. I rub juice in hair. Hair sticky. Face sticky. WORLD IS STICKY.

Night falls. Time for bed? NO BED. ONLY MAGJUICE PUDDLE. I lay down, sink into it. Sticky, wet, squishy. It covers me. I drown in juice. But I breathe it. I BECOME ONE WITH IT. I whisper to the juice, "More." It whispers back, "More sticky."

I smile. I close my eyes. I dream of juice. I dream of STICKY WET MAGJUICE WORLD.

Wake up. Repeat.

MAGJUICE DAY.
MAGNUS FOREVER.
STICKY IS LIFE.

I left a 4 star review on this product previously but It was wrong of me to do so. The reason I left it as a 4 star and not a 5 star was because I thought that the design of the cap was require too waaay too much force to close , thus making it where I had scenarios of the cap not being closed all the way and leaving the liquid to dry preventing any more liquid chalk to come out the tube. At first, I had this happening often so i had to keep twisting the cap off and getting the liquid out without the cap.

BUT I found the PERFECT method on how to use it. It was literally just a user error on my part! The trick to closing the cap properly is to simply press down right on the CENTER of the cap (not the edge, the CENTER) and it'll require little to no effort and have satisfying "click" sound to it to ensure it's nice and tightly sealed. You could even close it using just one finger!

With that being said, the liquid chalk is GREAT, the product's design is GREAT and I'll definitely be buying more of this just as I've been ONLY using mag dust product for the past year. 5 Star !

I have been using another brand of liquid chalk prior to getting Magjuice and there's definitely a considerable difference. Feels more grippy.

Magjuice is definitely a good alternative for anyone who wants to change from regular chalk to liquid or for anyone who wants better liquid chalk this is the one for you.
It dries really quickly so you can get on the wall and climb.
The only downside I would say is the cap. Other reviewers have said and I noticed it as soon as I opened it up, unless you shut it a bit hard it will stay open, so double check you closed it before climbing otherwise you might lose some Magjuice.

Magjuice

Magjuice is next-level! I’m convinced Magnus doesn’t even need chalk—just rubs this mystery juice on his hands and sticks to walls like Spider-Man. And listen, I’m not saying this stuff is like steroids, but if it had any more power, it’d be competing in the Olympics. It’s like Magnus bottled up his secret powers—or maybe he’s found the fountain of youth... again. This chalk grips better than Magnus on a rest day (and we know how rare those are). In short, Magjuice—because when you're climbing like Magnus, regular juice just won’t cut it. No mystery substances, just pure climbing magic... probably.

Great chalk. Very viscous, dries well the hands, good grip. Does wear out quickly though.
Had the cap problem as well, but the chalk didn't dry yet though, so more like a minor inconvenience than a problem.

Who ever doesn't like this chalk is crazy! This is the best liquid chalk on the market. Don't listen to the negative comments. They don't know what there talking about.